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tastefullyoffensive:

[slugbooks/sarahcandersen]

tastefullyoffensive:

[slugbooks/sarahcandersen]

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i am fairly certain the gods are so happy that now i cannot ignore them and do not have to hide their stuff or make it look unimportant to my parents that now they are just “bUY ALL THE TH INGS”

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(Source: lovefortelevision)

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my aunt who works in cairo gave me a 100 dollar amazon gift card and im just buying kemetic stuff with it she may actually be a bit proud

or at the very least, its a little strangely cooincidental

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yaoiluvr69xd:

who the hell looks at my blog and actually thinks “yes, i want to follow THIS shit blog”

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snaileggs:

Read this book in the library. It has some really good points. Everyone should read this.

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ridiculoser:

ridiculoser:

lol I changed what gay autocorrects to in my friends phone so he’ll stop using it as a derogatory term.

so i texted him pretending i was coming out of the closet and this is fantastic

ridiculoser:

ridiculoser:

lol I changed what gay autocorrects to in my friends phone so he’ll stop using it as a derogatory term.

so i texted him pretending i was coming out of the closet and this is fantastic

image

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*HEAVY DESIRE FOR A MA’AT STATUE*

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How to make friends 101

scarynoodle-taku:

mayor-evan:

mayor-jasmine:

mayor-jasmine:

1.) Send them anon messages saying ‘expand dong’ for about a week
2.) Ask if they want to know who u are
3.) Tell them anyway
4.) BOOM! Friendship

Thank u to kilimanjunko for teaching me this method
I hope you all make many friend

I’ve got two ‘expand dong’ messages since this
Dying

I got one^-^

let’s expand all our friendships like we expand our dongs

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hyuugasaki:

story about a dude that rejected by a hot girl and the movie shows him trying to win her over and at the end it turns out the hot girl is a lesbian and she had a crush on this chubby girl the dude totally rudely rejected earlier and the two super cute girls smooch and the dude cries and no one gives a shit

(Source: pyonkotchi)